Oy Vey! It’s The Calamari Sisters
July 23 – 27, 2025
When Delphine and Carmela Calamari are hired to cater an event at a Jewish funeral home there’s no telling what they’ll whip up in their kitchen. From matzah balls to meatballs, challah bread to pizza dough, and gefilte fish to baccala, the girls try desperately to bridge the cultural gap. The sisters pay their respects in the only way they know how — by singing, dancing, and cooking through memorable songs less-than-appropriate for your typical interment. Needless to say, by the end of the show, you’ll agree that death becomes the Calamari Sisters.
COMEDY • LAUGH-OUT-LOUD • ZANY
Important Event Information
Concessions available for purchase, including beer and wine
Free parking
Wheelchair accessible; assisted listening devices available
The concert will take place at Bristol Riverside Theatre located at 120 Radcliffe Street, Bristol, PA